Façade:chi Conosce Sto Fantastico Gioco?

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

what a fuck a tutti ragazzi,da poco ho scoperto questo gioco fantastico e volevo sapere chi di voi lo conosce!!

un po d'informazioni sul gioco:

indie sviluppato nel 2006

è un'avventura grafica

uniche cos'è che ho capito dal sito

magari per vedere un po di gameplay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZH_sg4SStU

è solo una coincidenza che il video sia mia *fischietta*

poi ve ne lascio un'altro di un youtubers piu famoso,sicuramente da quello capirete tutto!

[Ninja Unicorn 73]

io non riesco ad installarlo, si blocca al packing dei suoni.

[oniikai 1816]

Si pronuncia Fasad.

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

ok abbiamo capito la pronuncia comunque qualcuno mi potrebbe linkare il gameplay di pewdipie che non lo trovo?

[Memox 324]

Lo conosco grazie a Pewdie.

PS: Che voce bimbosa

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Lo conosco grazie a Pewdie.

PS: Che voce bimbosa

Lo conosco grazie a Pewdie.

PS: Che voce bimbosa

sai com'è,tanto tra poco sparisce(spero)

[Shit123 36]

Io conosco il gameplay di diddomagikofficial

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Io conosco il gameplay di diddomagikofficial

aspetta,fammi cercare il meme giusto,eccolo trovato!

[Shit123 36]

ha

[Alexia 421]

what a fuck a tutti ragazzi,da poco ho scoperto questo gioco fantastico e volevo sapere chi di voi lo conosce!!

un po d'informazioni sul gioco:

indie sviluppato nel 2006

è un'avventura grafica

uniche cos'è che ho capito dal sito

magari per vedere un po di gameplay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZH_sg4SStU

è solo una coincidenza che il video sia mia *fischietta*

poi ve ne lascio un'altro di un youtubers piu famoso,sicuramente da quello capirete tutto!

Shaw, non ci crederai, li ho fatti divorziare

Ho scaricato il gioco u.u

Ecco la conversazione:

FACADE STAGEPLAY

Sun Oct 28 18 15 26 2012

GRACE

Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP

What, Grace... this?

GRACE

Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP

I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE

You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP

Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!

BRENDA

EEHY GUYS!

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

GRACE

Fine, Trip... fine... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, she's here!

GRACE

What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

TRIP

No, she's right on time!

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

GRACE

Trip...!

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP

Brenda!!

TRIP

Hey! It's been too long! How are you doing, you look great! -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Triip!

TRIP

Uh...

TRIP

Well come on in...

BRENDA

Nono.

TRIP

Uh, let me go get Grace...

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

BRENDA

I go away...

BRENDA

Ok come on.

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

GRACE

Brenda,

GRACE

Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

TRIP

That's funny, I said the same thing! -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Hi Grace!

GRACE

H-mmm (happy smile sound)

GRACE

And, I've got to say, you look really good!

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

GRACE

So come on in, make yourself at home!

TRIP

Huh, I'll close the door.

TRIP

Oh, Brenda, take -- (interrupted)

(Trip closes the front door.)

BRENDA

Ok.

PHONE

** RING **

GRACE

Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP

No, no no no, -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

PHONE

Hello? Hello?

TRIP

Brenda, no! Don't do that.

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

PHONE

Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.

TRIP

Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.

GRACE

Oh!

TRIP

Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.

GRACE

Oh, I wanted to say hello --

TRIP

No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Oh, i'm sorry

TRIP

W -- well, uh, no, I -- I can talk to my parents later.

GRACE

Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth --

TRIP

Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Beautiful pictures!

TRIP

Oh, um...

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

GRACE

How nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

TRIP

Oh, yeah, yeah,

TRIP

Brenda, I have to tell you about our recent trip to Italy!

GRACE

Trip, she doesn't want to hear --

TRIP

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you about it in a sec.

TRIP

Huh, y -- you two are really getting along well tonight...

GRACE

Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

YAAAAy Italy!

BRENDA

Ehm.

TRIP

Goddamn, what you are you hinting at? I'm getting really sick of it.

GRACE

Trip! What are you --

TRIP

Look I'll leave you two to keep chatting about love and marriage and all that good shit.

GRACE

What? Where are you going?

TRIP

I'm just going to get something from the kitchen.

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

GRACE

Um, Trip, if -- if you have a second, could you --

BRENDA

Trip you're angry?

GRACE

could you switch on the french souffle -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Jesus, what in the hell is going on tonight...

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

TRIP

Uh, alright, alright, everything's alright, heh, let's just... let's just go back into the living room...

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

TRIP

Everything's alright...

GRACE

Yes, I know, everything's fine.

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

Oh, ha ha, I --

GRACE

Oh, well... you seem to remember how much Trip likes getting attention.

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

GRACE

Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Yay :3

TRIP

Oh, Brenda, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE

Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course she'll like it!

TRIP

Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.

BRENDA

Beautiful!

GRACE

Yes, yes, go take a look...

BRENDA

The Colosseum!

GRACE

By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Rome...

TRIP

Brenda, quit it, just drop the whole goddamn Italy thing already. (frustrated sigh)

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

BRENDA

Sorry.

TRIP

Um... uhh, Now, Brenda, in one word, what does this picture -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Brenda, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?

GRACE

(little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.

TRIP

Grace...!

TRIP

(short petulant sigh)

TRIP

Brenda, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.

GRACE

Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know.

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

Y - yeah, uh -- no, n - no -- I just -- I just wanted us to spend time together!

GRACE

Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

GRACE

Oh, Brenda, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of affection tonight!

GRACE

(little sigh)

GRACE

(happy but tense sigh)

GRACE

Brenda,

GRACE

you and I are getting along so well tonight... -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Give me a drink.

TRIP

Oh, yeah, uh, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!

TRIP

Oh this perfect because I just bought these classy new cocktail shakers we've got to try out.

GRACE

Ugh, I'm getting so tired -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Give me Martini

TRIP

Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh!

GRACE

Uhh, Brenda, please don't encourage him.

GRACE

Maybe if I replaced it with... um...

TRIP

Do you... do you remember, Grace...

GRACE

What.

TRIP

How I proposed to you.

GRACE

Oh, God, Trip --

TRIP

Here, Brenda, I'll show you.

(BRENDA picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")

TRIP

It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --

GRACE

Trip, what are you doing?!

TRIP

I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --

(BRENDA puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE

Stop it, Trip!

TRIP

I pulled out a diamond ring --

GRACE

Trip!

TRIP

And I said, Grace, will you marry me?

TRIP

Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!

BRENDA

Yay

GRACE

Oh, God, Brenda, you think this is romantic? (frustrated sigh)

TRIP

Grace, our friend agrees, what could be more romantic than that?

BRENDA

Yes!

GRACE

Okay, sure. Romantic. Yeah. Diamond ring, one on knee, the whole bit. Yeah.

BRENDA

Give me drink, please.

TRIP

Grace, I -- I just wanted to share that moment with our friend.

GRACE

Great.

TRIP

(clears throat)

BRENDA

Give me drink.

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

Um, uh, Grace, sw - sweetie pie, could you --

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

could you bring out some of that prosciutto, you know, that we served at our last party?

TRIP

Grace makes the most amazing hors doeurves, heh... uh... As good as her mom used to make. -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

TRIP

Uhh, Jesus, why are we all having this... misunderstanding... tonight... uhh... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Heh... this is nothing... we -- we -- we're just... -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Uh, heh heh, Grace has been really, stressed out lately, I try to calm her down and get her to relax, but... uhh...

(BRENDA picks up a martini glass 4.)

GRACE

Trip?

TRIP

Yes?

BRENDA

I make me Drink.

GRACE

Trip?

TRIP

What? -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Hey -- hey, uh... Brenda,

(BRENDA puts down a martini glass 4.)

TRIP

I meant to tell you, we're going to have this big, big party next weekend.

TRIP

Do you -- do you think you can make it?

BRENDA

Yes1

TRIP

It's gonna be great.

BRENDA

Yay!

TRIP

Sweet...

TRIP

Hey, hey, uh -- why don't you, um... invite that woman in accounting you were telling me about... um...

TRIP

What was her name...

TRIP

Vanessa?

GRACE

Who?

TRIP

Uhh... Oh! Uh, it's, uh, she -- she -- she's a, she -- she's this interesting woman that, uh, our friend works with.

TRIP

She's, uh... into what, skydiving... or was it scuba diving...?

GRACE

Brenda, you've been telling Trip about interesting women at your work?

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

What? Grace, honey, you know, we're always trying to invite new people to our parties, keep things fresh...

(BRENDA picks up the red wine bottle.)

GRACE

Fresh?

TRIP

um...

(BRENDA kisses trip.)

TRIP

uh... uh, heh heh...

GRACE

uh...

TRIP

wha...

(BRENDA puts down the red wine bottle.)

TRIP

you, um...

GRACE

(nervous coughing)

TRIP

ha ha...

GRACE

ha ha...

TRIP

ha ha ha!

GRACE

ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP

Ha ha ha, Brenda,

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

GRACE

heh heh heh...

TRIP

never afraid to push it, heh...

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

TRIP

push our little buttons...

TRIP

heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

TRIP

heh, ha ha...

BRENDA

Yes xD

TRIP

(big sigh)

TRIP

Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

GRACE

Uhh, you are impossible...!

GRACE

Every woman's dream...

BRENDA

Give me drink please.

TRIP

Brenda, wait, I can't fix you a drink right now!

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

(little impatient sigh) Brenda, I...

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

GRACE

Oh, and you...

GRACE

I know what you're going to say,

GRACE

The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks.

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Goddamn italy picture...

TRIP

I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Ehm.

GRACE

Oh, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

What, what -- what are you saying?

GRACE

Alright, you know what, Brenda,

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

I need to ask you something.

TRIP

Grace --

BRENDA

(sigh)

GRACE

Trip, let me ask our guest a question.

GRACE

Brenda, yes or no...

GRACE

In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want? -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

What...?!

TRIP

Oh, okay... sure...

TRIP

Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

GRACE

Oh, I can't believe...!

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

GRACE

Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!

GRACE

I can't take you anymore!

GRACE

Dammit, Trip!

BRENDA

Trip you're Angry?

GRACE

uhh! -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Goddammit, Grace!

TRIP

Brenda, in what you said before, about saying yes... I think that shows us something about Grace.

GRACE

Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

TRIP

What?

TRIP

Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

GRACE

Brenda, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!

BRENDA

I call my mother..

TRIP

No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...

GRACE

Uhh...

GRACE

Let's keep our focus on Trip.

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

TRIP

It's so annoying... you know lately I've been really trying to spend more time together...

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Brenda, she makes it so difficult...

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

BRENDA

Ehy mum!

GRACE

Trip, that's not going to solve anything...

TRIP

Uhh...

BRENDA

I'm on house of my friends.

TRIP

Look around here. We're doing well, really well.

GRACE

God, Trip, I can't believe even now you're still...

TRIP

Oh yeah, you'd never admit that I've created a good life for us.

BRENDA

Bye :D

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

Dammit Trip!

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

TRIP

See Grace. Our friend knows a good life when she sees it.

GRACE

You both... uhh...

TRIP

Brenda, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.

BRENDA

I like this desing!

TRIP

Yes? -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Oh, I get it, okay, okay, the path to true happiness is buying a bunch of fancy crap.

(BRENDA points to the wedding gown sketch 4.)

TRIP

Grace, after your upbringing you have the nerve to say that --

GRACE

Shut up, Trip!

BRENDA

Stop please... sigh

GRACE

No?

GRACE

Oh God... Brenda, if you take his side in this, I swear I'll walk out the door...

GRACE

Uhh...

TRIP

Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE

I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected...

TRIP

Grace! What are you saying?

(BRENDA picks up the red wine bottle.)

(BRENDA puts down the red wine bottle.)

TRIP

Yes?

GRACE

It's like I don't know who you are anymore.

BRENDA

Ehy please..

GRACE

Ah, yes, that helps us.

TRIP

What!? Grace, I'm right here. I'm the -- I'm the same person I've... I've... always been...

BRENDA

raining.

GRACE

Brenda, if there's something about me, please tell me what it is...

BRENDA

black clouds!

TRIP

Look, let's switch the focus to Grace.

TRIP

Brenda, you think this is all my fault, don't you?

GRACE

Trip sometimes I think my life would be so different if I hadn't married you. Where my art career might be by now.

(BRENDA picks up a trinket 8.)

TRIP

Your art career...?

(BRENDA puts down a trinket 8.)

TRIP

Brenda, is that true, all of this is my fault? -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Yes.

GRACE

Yes?

TRIP

Holy shit... you think I'm to blame... I'm to blame for all this...

TRIP

Uhh... oh...

(BRENDA picks up the brass bull.)

(BRENDA puts down the brass bull.)

TRIP

Uhh, you... uhh... does anyone... uhh -- uhh...

TRIP

Oh, geez...

BRENDA

You the divorce?

GRACE

Ah!

TRIP

D -- divorce? Brenda, you think we should get a divorce?

BRENDA

Ehm, null --

TRIP

God, I, I -- I mean, to even suggest divorce is... (little sigh) Look I'll just forget you said that.

(BRENDA picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Yes")

TRIP

Uhh...

TRIP

Let's keep the focus on us, not just one person.

GRACE

Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

GRACE

you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP

What?

GRACE

If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.

BRENDA

The ball says Yes, you divorced.

TRIP

Uhh... Brenda, uhh...

(BRENDA shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")

(BRENDA puts down the advice ball.)

BRENDA

Sorry

TRIP

That's bullshit.

GRACE

Uhh...

GRACE

No, I want us to focus on Trip.

BRENDA

I'm a s-st-stupid person.

GRACE

See, you lied to me, before we got married, when you said you liked art, that you respected me as an artist.

TRIP

I -- Brenda, Uhh...

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

No, uhh... Brenda, we just need to get this all under control, that's what we need...

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

Christ, Brenda, stop it with that stuff!

BRENDA

Okay.

TRIP

You know, let's -- let's talk about Grace. -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

GRACE

Oh, Brenda, thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open...

(BRENDA picks up a trinket 7.)

TRIP

Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE

Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...

(BRENDA puts down a trinket 7.)

TRIP

You think I'm not good enough...!

GRACE

I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...

BRENDA

RING...

TRIP

Yeah, I -- I have good taste...! I know about... mmm... wines... and stuff!

GRACE

Ugh. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Oh, my phone

TRIP

Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!!

TRIP

Brenda, I know what you're hinting at...

BRENDA

I go to the kitchen on sec.

TRIP

about us...

TRIP

about our lifestyle...

TRIP

Do you really want the truth? Huh?

TRIP

Brenda, are you ready to hear it?

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

TRIP

Grace, huh?

GRACE

Yes...!

BRENDA

NO!

TRIP

Brenda, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.

TRIP

You've been pushing me tonight.

TRIP

And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.

GRACE

Trip!

BRENDA

NO! STOP!

TRIP

Brenda, Quit interrupting me, let me finish!

TRIP

Brenda, come on -- yes or no...

TRIP

Do you really think that...

TRIP

kissing me...

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

not defending me when I asked you if I was to blame...

TRIP

suggesting that we get divorced...

TRIP

but especially what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person...

BRENDA

Yes

TRIP

and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth...

TRIP

Wait, Brenda, let me finish!

TRIP

that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage?

TRIP

Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...

TRIP

Is it? I just want a yes or no.

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

Okay.

TRIP

Grace...

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

See... I'm... ashamed of my parents.

GRACE

What!? Your parents are great.

GRACE

I love seeing them...

TRIP

I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant.

GRACE

But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something --

TRIP

I've tried hard to be like your family --

GRACE

Trip... really? ... I don't --

TRIP

But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past.

BRENDA

I call my mum.

TRIP

It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore.

TRIP

uhh...

GRACE

uhh...

GRACE

Oh my God...!

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

GRACE

Brenda, I, uhh...

TRIP

This changes everything...

GRACE

Yes, it does change everything.

GRACE

I think it's over.

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

Grace, w -- what --

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

GRACE

No!!

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

GRACE

It's over, Trip, don't you see that?

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Wha... I -- I just told you --

GRACE

You just told me something about us you should have said a long time ago:

GRACE

You're really ashamed of your past... and you wish you had mine...

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

GRACE

And no, Brenda, hold on...

TRIP

Grace, no, I... y -- you...

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

No, Trip, this isn't about you, or me, it's about us...

GRACE

Our marriage. I see that now.

TRIP

Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait!

GRACE

Brenda, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped us.

TRIP

Grace!

BRENDA

ehy!

(Grace opens the front door.)

TRIP

Grace!!

(Grace closes the front door.)

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

Jesus Christ...

BRENDA

D:

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

I should have told her that...

TRIP

I -- I could have told her that...

BRENDA

I'm sorry... I love you Trip.

TRIP

Oh ... Brenda...

(BRENDA kisses trip.)

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Shaw, non ci crederai, li ho fatti divorziare

Ho scaricato il gioco u.u

Ecco la conversazione:

FACADE STAGEPLAY

Sun Oct 28 18 15 26 2012

GRACE

Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP

What, Grace... this?

GRACE

Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP

I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE

You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP

Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!

BRENDA

EEHY GUYS!

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

GRACE

Fine, Trip... fine... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, she's here!

GRACE

What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

TRIP

No, she's right on time!

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

GRACE

Trip...!

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(BRENDA knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP

Brenda!!

TRIP

Hey! It's been too long! How are you doing, you look great! -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Triip!

TRIP

Uh...

TRIP

Well come on in...

BRENDA

Nono.

TRIP

Uh, let me go get Grace...

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

BRENDA

I go away...

BRENDA

Ok come on.

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing)

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

GRACE

Brenda,

GRACE

Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!

TRIP

That's funny, I said the same thing! -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Hi Grace!

GRACE

H-mmm (happy smile sound)

GRACE

And, I've got to say, you look really good!

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

GRACE

So come on in, make yourself at home!

TRIP

Huh, I'll close the door.

TRIP

Oh, Brenda, take -- (interrupted)

(Trip closes the front door.)

BRENDA

Ok.

PHONE

** RING **

GRACE

Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP

No, no no no, -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

PHONE

Hello? Hello?

TRIP

Brenda, no! Don't do that.

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

PHONE

Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.

TRIP

Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.

GRACE

Oh!

TRIP

Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.

GRACE

Oh, I wanted to say hello --

TRIP

No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Oh, i'm sorry

TRIP

W -- well, uh, no, I -- I can talk to my parents later.

GRACE

Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth --

TRIP

Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Beautiful pictures!

TRIP

Oh, um...

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

GRACE

How nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

TRIP

Oh, yeah, yeah,

TRIP

Brenda, I have to tell you about our recent trip to Italy!

GRACE

Trip, she doesn't want to hear --

TRIP

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you about it in a sec.

TRIP

Huh, y -- you two are really getting along well tonight...

GRACE

Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

YAAAAy Italy!

BRENDA

Ehm.

TRIP

Goddamn, what you are you hinting at? I'm getting really sick of it.

GRACE

Trip! What are you --

TRIP

Look I'll leave you two to keep chatting about love and marriage and all that good shit.

GRACE

What? Where are you going?

TRIP

I'm just going to get something from the kitchen.

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

GRACE

Um, Trip, if -- if you have a second, could you --

BRENDA

Trip you're angry?

GRACE

could you switch on the french souffle -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Jesus, what in the hell is going on tonight...

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

TRIP

Uh, alright, alright, everything's alright, heh, let's just... let's just go back into the living room...

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

TRIP

Everything's alright...

GRACE

Yes, I know, everything's fine.

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

Oh, ha ha, I --

GRACE

Oh, well... you seem to remember how much Trip likes getting attention.

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

GRACE

Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Yay :3

TRIP

Oh, Brenda, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.

GRACE

Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course she'll like it!

TRIP

Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might.

BRENDA

Beautiful!

GRACE

Yes, yes, go take a look...

BRENDA

The Colosseum!

GRACE

By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Rome...

TRIP

Brenda, quit it, just drop the whole goddamn Italy thing already. (frustrated sigh)

(BRENDA points to the italy picture.)

BRENDA

Sorry.

TRIP

Um... uhh, Now, Brenda, in one word, what does this picture -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Brenda, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?

GRACE

(little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed.

TRIP

Grace...!

TRIP

(short petulant sigh)

TRIP

Brenda, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon.

GRACE

Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know.

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

Y - yeah, uh -- no, n - no -- I just -- I just wanted us to spend time together!

GRACE

Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

GRACE

Oh, Brenda, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of affection tonight!

GRACE

(little sigh)

GRACE

(happy but tense sigh)

GRACE

Brenda,

GRACE

you and I are getting along so well tonight... -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Give me a drink.

TRIP

Oh, yeah, uh, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!

TRIP

Oh this perfect because I just bought these classy new cocktail shakers we've got to try out.

GRACE

Ugh, I'm getting so tired -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Give me Martini

TRIP

Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh!

GRACE

Uhh, Brenda, please don't encourage him.

GRACE

Maybe if I replaced it with... um...

TRIP

Do you... do you remember, Grace...

GRACE

What.

TRIP

How I proposed to you.

GRACE

Oh, God, Trip --

TRIP

Here, Brenda, I'll show you.

(BRENDA picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")

TRIP

It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --

GRACE

Trip, what are you doing?!

TRIP

I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --

(BRENDA puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE

Stop it, Trip!

TRIP

I pulled out a diamond ring --

GRACE

Trip!

TRIP

And I said, Grace, will you marry me?

TRIP

Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!

BRENDA

Yay

GRACE

Oh, God, Brenda, you think this is romantic? (frustrated sigh)

TRIP

Grace, our friend agrees, what could be more romantic than that?

BRENDA

Yes!

GRACE

Okay, sure. Romantic. Yeah. Diamond ring, one on knee, the whole bit. Yeah.

BRENDA

Give me drink, please.

TRIP

Grace, I -- I just wanted to share that moment with our friend.

GRACE

Great.

TRIP

(clears throat)

BRENDA

Give me drink.

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

Um, uh, Grace, sw - sweetie pie, could you --

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

could you bring out some of that prosciutto, you know, that we served at our last party?

TRIP

Grace makes the most amazing hors doeurves, heh... uh... As good as her mom used to make. -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

TRIP

Uhh, Jesus, why are we all having this... misunderstanding... tonight... uhh... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Heh... this is nothing... we -- we -- we're just... -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Uh, heh heh, Grace has been really, stressed out lately, I try to calm her down and get her to relax, but... uhh...

(BRENDA picks up a martini glass 4.)

GRACE

Trip?

TRIP

Yes?

BRENDA

I make me Drink.

GRACE

Trip?

TRIP

What? -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Hey -- hey, uh... Brenda,

(BRENDA puts down a martini glass 4.)

TRIP

I meant to tell you, we're going to have this big, big party next weekend.

TRIP

Do you -- do you think you can make it?

BRENDA

Yes1

TRIP

It's gonna be great.

BRENDA

Yay!

TRIP

Sweet...

TRIP

Hey, hey, uh -- why don't you, um... invite that woman in accounting you were telling me about... um...

TRIP

What was her name...

TRIP

Vanessa?

GRACE

Who?

TRIP

Uhh... Oh! Uh, it's, uh, she -- she -- she's a, she -- she's this interesting woman that, uh, our friend works with.

TRIP

She's, uh... into what, skydiving... or was it scuba diving...?

GRACE

Brenda, you've been telling Trip about interesting women at your work?

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

What? Grace, honey, you know, we're always trying to invite new people to our parties, keep things fresh...

(BRENDA picks up the red wine bottle.)

GRACE

Fresh?

TRIP

um...

(BRENDA kisses trip.)

TRIP

uh... uh, heh heh...

GRACE

uh...

TRIP

wha...

(BRENDA puts down the red wine bottle.)

TRIP

you, um...

GRACE

(nervous coughing)

TRIP

ha ha...

GRACE

ha ha...

TRIP

ha ha ha!

GRACE

ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP

Ha ha ha, Brenda,

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

GRACE

heh heh heh...

TRIP

never afraid to push it, heh...

(BRENDA hugs grace.)

TRIP

push our little buttons...

TRIP

heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

TRIP

heh, ha ha...

BRENDA

Yes xD

TRIP

(big sigh)

TRIP

Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

GRACE

Uhh, you are impossible...!

GRACE

Every woman's dream...

BRENDA

Give me drink please.

TRIP

Brenda, wait, I can't fix you a drink right now!

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

(little impatient sigh) Brenda, I...

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

GRACE

Oh, and you...

GRACE

I know what you're going to say,

GRACE

The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks.

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Goddamn italy picture...

TRIP

I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Ehm.

GRACE

Oh, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

What, what -- what are you saying?

GRACE

Alright, you know what, Brenda,

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

I need to ask you something.

TRIP

Grace --

BRENDA

(sigh)

GRACE

Trip, let me ask our guest a question.

GRACE

Brenda, yes or no...

GRACE

In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want? -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

What...?!

TRIP

Oh, okay... sure...

TRIP

Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

GRACE

Oh, I can't believe...!

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

GRACE

Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!

GRACE

I can't take you anymore!

GRACE

Dammit, Trip!

BRENDA

Trip you're Angry?

GRACE

uhh! -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Goddammit, Grace!

TRIP

Brenda, in what you said before, about saying yes... I think that shows us something about Grace.

GRACE

Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

TRIP

What?

TRIP

Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

GRACE

Brenda, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!

BRENDA

I call my mother..

TRIP

No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...

GRACE

Uhh...

GRACE

Let's keep our focus on Trip.

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

TRIP

It's so annoying... you know lately I've been really trying to spend more time together...

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Brenda, she makes it so difficult...

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

BRENDA

Ehy mum!

GRACE

Trip, that's not going to solve anything...

TRIP

Uhh...

BRENDA

I'm on house of my friends.

TRIP

Look around here. We're doing well, really well.

GRACE

God, Trip, I can't believe even now you're still...

TRIP

Oh yeah, you'd never admit that I've created a good life for us.

BRENDA

Bye :D

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

Dammit Trip!

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

TRIP

See Grace. Our friend knows a good life when she sees it.

GRACE

You both... uhh...

TRIP

Brenda, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.

BRENDA

I like this desing!

TRIP

Yes? -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Oh, I get it, okay, okay, the path to true happiness is buying a bunch of fancy crap.

(BRENDA points to the wedding gown sketch 4.)

TRIP

Grace, after your upbringing you have the nerve to say that --

GRACE

Shut up, Trip!

BRENDA

Stop please... sigh

GRACE

No?

GRACE

Oh God... Brenda, if you take his side in this, I swear I'll walk out the door...

GRACE

Uhh...

TRIP

Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE

I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected...

TRIP

Grace! What are you saying?

(BRENDA picks up the red wine bottle.)

(BRENDA puts down the red wine bottle.)

TRIP

Yes?

GRACE

It's like I don't know who you are anymore.

BRENDA

Ehy please..

GRACE

Ah, yes, that helps us.

TRIP

What!? Grace, I'm right here. I'm the -- I'm the same person I've... I've... always been...

BRENDA

raining.

GRACE

Brenda, if there's something about me, please tell me what it is...

BRENDA

black clouds!

TRIP

Look, let's switch the focus to Grace.

TRIP

Brenda, you think this is all my fault, don't you?

GRACE

Trip sometimes I think my life would be so different if I hadn't married you. Where my art career might be by now.

(BRENDA picks up a trinket 8.)

TRIP

Your art career...?

(BRENDA puts down a trinket 8.)

TRIP

Brenda, is that true, all of this is my fault? -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Yes.

GRACE

Yes?

TRIP

Holy shit... you think I'm to blame... I'm to blame for all this...

TRIP

Uhh... oh...

(BRENDA picks up the brass bull.)

(BRENDA puts down the brass bull.)

TRIP

Uhh, you... uhh... does anyone... uhh -- uhh...

TRIP

Oh, geez...

BRENDA

You the divorce?

GRACE

Ah!

TRIP

D -- divorce? Brenda, you think we should get a divorce?

BRENDA

Ehm, null --

TRIP

God, I, I -- I mean, to even suggest divorce is... (little sigh) Look I'll just forget you said that.

(BRENDA picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Yes")

TRIP

Uhh...

TRIP

Let's keep the focus on us, not just one person.

GRACE

Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

GRACE

you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP

What?

GRACE

If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now.

BRENDA

The ball says Yes, you divorced.

TRIP

Uhh... Brenda, uhh...

(BRENDA shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")

(BRENDA puts down the advice ball.)

BRENDA

Sorry

TRIP

That's bullshit.

GRACE

Uhh...

GRACE

No, I want us to focus on Trip.

BRENDA

I'm a s-st-stupid person.

GRACE

See, you lied to me, before we got married, when you said you liked art, that you respected me as an artist.

TRIP

I -- Brenda, Uhh...

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

No, uhh... Brenda, we just need to get this all under control, that's what we need...

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

Christ, Brenda, stop it with that stuff!

BRENDA

Okay.

TRIP

You know, let's -- let's talk about Grace. -- (interrupted)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

(BRENDA comforts grace.)

GRACE

Oh, Brenda, thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open...

(BRENDA picks up a trinket 7.)

TRIP

Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.

GRACE

Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...

(BRENDA puts down a trinket 7.)

TRIP

You think I'm not good enough...!

GRACE

I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...

BRENDA

RING...

TRIP

Yeah, I -- I have good taste...! I know about... mmm... wines... and stuff!

GRACE

Ugh. -- (interrupted)

BRENDA

Oh, my phone

TRIP

Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!!

TRIP

Brenda, I know what you're hinting at...

BRENDA

I go to the kitchen on sec.

TRIP

about us...

TRIP

about our lifestyle...

TRIP

Do you really want the truth? Huh?

TRIP

Brenda, are you ready to hear it?

(BRENDA picks up the phone.)

TRIP

Grace, huh?

GRACE

Yes...!

BRENDA

NO!

TRIP

Brenda, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.

TRIP

You've been pushing me tonight.

TRIP

And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.

GRACE

Trip!

BRENDA

NO! STOP!

TRIP

Brenda, Quit interrupting me, let me finish!

TRIP

Brenda, come on -- yes or no...

TRIP

Do you really think that...

TRIP

kissing me...

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

not defending me when I asked you if I was to blame...

TRIP

suggesting that we get divorced...

TRIP

but especially what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person...

BRENDA

Yes

TRIP

and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth...

TRIP

Wait, Brenda, let me finish!

TRIP

that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage?

TRIP

Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...

TRIP

Is it? I just want a yes or no.

BRENDA

Yes.

TRIP

Okay.

TRIP

Grace...

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

See... I'm... ashamed of my parents.

GRACE

What!? Your parents are great.

GRACE

I love seeing them...

TRIP

I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant.

GRACE

But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something --

TRIP

I've tried hard to be like your family --

GRACE

Trip... really? ... I don't --

TRIP

But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past.

BRENDA

I call my mum.

TRIP

It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore.

TRIP

uhh...

GRACE

uhh...

GRACE

Oh my God...!

(BRENDA puts down the phone.)

GRACE

Brenda, I, uhh...

TRIP

This changes everything...

GRACE

Yes, it does change everything.

GRACE

I think it's over.

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

TRIP

Grace, w -- what --

(BRENDA comforts trip.)

GRACE

No!!

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

GRACE

It's over, Trip, don't you see that?

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Wha... I -- I just told you --

GRACE

You just told me something about us you should have said a long time ago:

GRACE

You're really ashamed of your past... and you wish you had mine...

(BRENDA sits on the couch.)

GRACE

And no, Brenda, hold on...

TRIP

Grace, no, I... y -- you...

(BRENDA gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

No, Trip, this isn't about you, or me, it's about us...

GRACE

Our marriage. I see that now.

TRIP

Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait!

GRACE

Brenda, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped us.

TRIP

Grace!

BRENDA

ehy!

(Grace opens the front door.)

TRIP

Grace!!

(Grace closes the front door.)

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

Jesus Christ...

BRENDA

D:

(BRENDA hugs trip.)

TRIP

I should have told her that...

TRIP

I -- I could have told her that...

BRENDA

I'm sorry... I love you Trip.

TRIP

Oh ... Brenda...

(BRENDA kisses trip.)

ora non ho tempo di leggerla tutta,ma io ci sto ancora tentando il problema è che failo sempre dicendo:grace,you is a worren!

[Alexia 421]

ora non ho tempo di leggerla tutta,ma io ci sto ancora tentando il problema è che failo sempre dicendo:grace,you is a worren!

Quando ti dice:

GRACE

[name] ... yes or no...

Rispondi sì!

Io sono riuscita a farli divorziare così!

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Quando ti dice:

GRACE

[name] ... yes or no...

Rispondi sì!

Io sono riuscita a farli divorziare così!

:D spe che provo

[Alexia 421]

:D spe che provo

Devi riuscirli a far litigare:

Prova ad usare la donna: devi dire yes... Trip is a good person.

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Devi riuscirli a far litigare:

Prova ad usare la donna: devi dire yes... Trip is a good person.

:d forse c'è la faccio :D

[Alexia 421]

:d forse c'è la faccio :D

Se hai skype aggiungimi, facciamo un episodio insieme, e ti spiego.

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Se hai skype aggiungimi, facciamo un episodio insieme, e ti spiego.

D: purtroppo ho il microfono chissa dove(lo uso solo per registrare) comunque dopo aver risposto yes alla sua ultima domanda,si bugga il gioco,inizia il lag e si chiude -.-"

[Alexia 421]

D: purtroppo ho il microfono chissa dove(lo uso solo per registrare) comunque dopo aver risposto yes alla sua ultima domanda,si bugga il gioco,inizia il lag e si chiude -.-"

Pc "antico"?

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Pc "antico"?

Pc "antico"?

no pero il gioco ogni 1 per 100 mi da sti problemi

[Alexia 421]

no pero il gioco ogni 1 per 100 mi da sti problemi

Prova a leggere la mia storia, capirai.

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Prova a leggere la mia storia, capirai.

:D ok tanto addeso ho tempo

ok sono sul punto del divorzio :D

[Mrshawfrost2000 705]

Prova a leggere la mia storia, capirai.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c'è lo fatta :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dopo mezz'ora di gameplay,c'è lo fatta alla fine,ho finito il giocoooooooo

FACADE STAGEPLAY

Sun Oct 28 19 41 09 2012

TRIP

Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE

What for?

TRIP

That should be obvious!

GRACE

Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

TRIP

Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

(Kim knocks on the front door.)

(Kim knocks on the front door.)

TRIP

Oh, she's here!

GRACE

What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!

TRIP

No, she's right on time!

GRACE

God... Trip!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP

Kim!!

TRIP

Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)

KIM

hello

TRIP

Yeah, hi!

TRIP

Wow, it's really really great to see you.

TRIP

So come on in!

TRIP

Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... -- (interrupted)

KIM

come on

TRIP

W -- w - what... n - no, uh, just stay here...

KIM

WHO IS GRACE?

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)

GRACE

No, no, here we are!

GRACE

Kim,

GRACE

Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! -- (interrupted)

KIM

HELLO

GRACE

H-mmm (happy smile sound)

KIM

I'M KIM :)

GRACE

By the -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Aw, ha ha ha!

GRACE

And I have to say, you look great.

GRACE

Well, come on in, make yourself at home! -- (interrupted)

(KIM picks up the red wine bottle.)

TRIP

Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!

TRIP

And please, please, we need to break in my new expensive -- (interrupted)

KIM

TRIP GIVE ME WINE

TRIP

Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute!

GRACE

Uhh, Kim, try not to encourage him.

(KIM puts down the red wine bottle.)

(KIM picks up the phone.)

TRIP

So! Drinks!

TRIP

What -- what can I get you?

KIM

I CAN CALL MY PUSHER?

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP

How about a martini?

TRIP

Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.

KIM

MARTINI!!!

GRACE

Kim, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes?

(KIM puts down the phone.)

TRIP

Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick!

KIM

MARTINI!

TRIP

Oh, yeah, you know, I -- I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...

GRACE

So anyway, -- (interrupted)

KIM

TRIP LOVE GRACE?

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")

TRIP

Um, uh, wait...

TRIP

You think...

TRIP

we love each other...

KIM

WHY NOT?IS A FAKE!

TRIP

Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE

Ha, yeah, ha ha...

TRIP

Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...

KIM

I'M FUNNY

(KIM hugs grace.)

TRIP

In terms of drinks... -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Oh! ha ha, you're hugging me!

TRIP

Oh that's nice Grace, our friend seems happy to see you again after so long.

KIM

TRIP IS A GHOST?

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE

As for my drink...

GRACE

You know, I don't want to drink tonight.

GRACE

Just cranberry juice for me.

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

KIM

GIVE ME MARTINI!

(KIM picks up the brass bull.)

(KIM puts down the brass bull.)

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

TRIP

Oh, that brass bull, I love that, isn't that cool? It's a business gift --

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

(KIM picks up the brass bull.)

(KIM puts down the brass bull.)

GRACE

Trip, I've asked you to do something with that bull,

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

TRIP

I know, alright, I'll get rid of it later, geez, heh, heh, huh. -- (interrupted)

KIM

GOOD

TRIP

Alright Grace, your drink is ready.

(KIM sits on the couch.)

GRACE

Thanks.

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh...

GRACE

(little sigh)

TRIP

Oh, Grace, no, no, h -- how can you say that?

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

Uhh... I was hoping to give this room a post-modern style...

(KIM sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah. It -- it's definitely got that.

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

but it's... just... not happening. This isn't right. -- (interrupted)

KIM

I'M A GOD

GRACE

Oh, really?

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Well, well, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.

GRACE

Oh. Okay. I just thought you understood me, that's all. -- (interrupted)

KIM

EXCUSE ME

TRIP

Kim, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!

TRIP

Well I'll just put this on the bar for you.

KIM

I'M A TROLL :(

TRIP

N -- no, no, no, uh, wait, uh, what's wrong, Grace?

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.

KIM

I'M FUNNY :d

TRIP

Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

What...?

GRACE

Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.

(KIM hugs trip.)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

Oh, uh, heh, you're hugging me...

GRACE

That's kind of you, I'm sure Trip's happy to get that.

(KIM picks up the phone.)

TRIP

(clears throat)

TRIP

So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this!

(KIM sits on the couch.)

GRACE

(annoyed sigh)

(KIM puts down the phone.)

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

(KIM picks up a trinket 4.)

GRACE

Why did -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Oh let's not talk about my decorating anymore, I'm redoing the room this week, that's all there is to it.

(KIM puts down a trinket 4.)

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

(KIM picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP

Kim, come on, just take a look at this picture!

(KIM puts down a player's drink.)

GRACE

Kim, -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!

KIM

IS A WORST PICTURE

TRIP

Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!

GRACE

What? Kim, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all. -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Jesus, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

What?!

GRACE

Trip, Trip, it's alright, our friend is just giving you a bit of a hard time tonight, you're a man, you can take it.

TRIP

(clears throat) We're so ready for a second round of drinks.

(KIM picks up the white wine bottle.)

(KIM puts down the white wine bottle.)

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you.

TRIP

Uhh, you're driving me insane!

KIM

CALL ME

TRIP

Goddamn italy...

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

TRIP

Huh? What, what -- what was that?

GRACE

(impatient sigh) Kim, -- (interrupted)

KIM

ITALY IS FANTASTIC

TRIP

Look, quit taking sides already, it's just going to make it worse!

GRACE

Goddamn second honeymoon...

KIM

I SPEAK ITALIAN :)

GRACE

Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Yeah, okay, okay, again with that, yeah, okay...

TRIP

Alright, you know what, Kim,

TRIP

I'm going to ask you something.

GRACE

Trip --

TRIP

Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP

Kim, yes or no...

KIM

YES

TRIP

If one person in a marriage gives the other advice, and that advice is taken -- years later, can you get blamed for that?

KIM

YES

TRIP

What...?! -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, alright... yeah...

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit!

GRACE

Oh, don't even...!

KIM

IS REALLY

GRACE

Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!

GRACE

I don't want to look at you!

GRACE

Goddammit!

GRACE

uhh!

GRACE

Kim, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...

GRACE

uhh...

KIM

IS NOT DISASTER

GRACE

What are you saying to me?! What?

TRIP

What? Are you talking about me in there?

KIM

IS FUNNY

GRACE

I'm not talking to you!

GRACE

Kim, from what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Trip.

TRIP

Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

GRACE

What?

TRIP

Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Kim, where are you going? Don't leave the room, we need your help out here!

TRIP

How can you say... uhh...

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

TRIP

You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...

TRIP

Kim, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests!

KIM

TRUE STORY TRIP

GRACE

Yes?

TRIP

Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us...

KIM

YES

TRIP

See, Kim, her acting loving is the only reason I like our stupid parties.

GRACE

Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

(KIM picks up a trinket 4.)

(KIM puts down a trinket 4.)

GRACE

All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip?

TRIP

Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?

KIM

TRIP HAVE A MONEY?

TRIP

Kim, -- (interrupted)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

No, uhh... Kim, we just need to get this all under control, that's what we need...

GRACE

Let's continue focusing on Trip.

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

TRIP

They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

GRACE

Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.

KIM

WHAT?

TRIP

Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.

GRACE

God...

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

GRACE

I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.

TRIP

Afraid of my parents?! My parents are -- (interrupted)

KIM

IS NOT FUNNY

GRACE

No?

TRIP

See Grace, that's ridiculous. The only thing I'm afraid of is their bad taste might rub off on us... ha ha!

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

KIM

NOT FUNNY

GRACE

Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

TRIP

You know what makes me so angry?

GRACE

What?

TRIP

How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting! -- (interrupted)

KIM

WHAT?

GRACE

No, Trip, you don't get it, I -- I -- I don't hate painting, I...

GRACE

Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

GRACE

you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP

What?

GRACE

If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. -- (interrupted)

KIM

WHAT?

TRIP

That's bullshit.

GRACE

Uhh...

(KIM picks up a trinket 6.)

TRIP

Look, let's talk about Grace now.

(KIM puts down a trinket 6.)

GRACE

You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about 'the early days'...

TRIP

What...?

GRACE

It was not a happy time, Trip.

TRIP

Oh my God... Kim, what... uhh...

KIM

LOOK THIS PICTURE TRIP

GRACE

God, that wedding picture... I hate it.

TRIP

Grace, how can you say --

GRACE

You and my parents had so much fun planning everything. Trip, the bride normally plans the wedding.

TRIP

Jesus, Grace, most -- (interrupted)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

Christ, Kim, stop it with that stuff!

KIM

OK

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

(The advice ball reads, "No")

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

TRIP

You know, Grace, ever since I first proposed to you, almost ten years ago now...

GRACE

Trip...

TRIP

it's always been impossible to get you to just... just... feel happy...!

(KIM comforts trip.)

GRACE

Kim, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Christ, Kim, stop it with that stuff!

GRACE

Let's continue focusing on Trip.

TRIP

Kim, you think this is all my fault, don't you?

KIM

WHAT?

TRIP

You're saying I -- I caused all this? I, I what, what -- what screwed up somewhere along the line?

KIM

IS NOT FUNNY GRACE :(

TRIP

No? -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, well thank God you disagree, that helps! (frustrated sigh) I didn't screw anything up...

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

GRACE

Kim, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?

TRIP

See, Grace, you're the one turning this into such a big issue.

TRIP

In fact I saved you from wasting your life as an artist.

GRACE

What? Oh my God.

GRACE

Kim, is that true, all of this is my fault? -- (interrupted)

KIM

TRUE

GRACE

Yes?

KIM

YES

GRACE

Oh my God... you think I'm to blame... I'm to blame for all this! -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Yes?

GRACE

Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... -- (interrupted)

KIM

YES

GRACE

Yes?

GRACE

No, just leave me alone for a second, I don't want to... uhh...

(KIM knocks on the front door.)

(KIM opens the front door.)

TRIP

Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!!

(KIM knocks on the front door.)

(KIM closes the front door.)

TRIP

Kim, I know what you're trying to hint at...

TRIP

about me...

TRIP

about our marriage...

TRIP

Do you two want the truth? Huh?

KIM

ABOUT YOU

TRIP

Kim, do you want to hear it?

TRIP

Grace, huh?

GRACE

Yes...!

TRIP

Kim, well?

KIM

YES?

TRIP

No, Kim, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth?

KIM

YES

TRIP

See, Kim, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.

TRIP

You've really been pushing me tonight.

KIM

YOU PAY ME?

TRIP

And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.

GRACE

Trip!

(KIM picks up a Trip's drink.)

TRIP

Kim, Quit interrupting me, let me speak!

(KIM puts down a Trip's drink.)

TRIP

Kim, come on -- yes or no...

TRIP

Do you really think that...

KIM

YES

TRIP

praising me...

TRIP

criticizing me...

TRIP

and what you said about giving advice to your wife...

KIM

YES

TRIP

No, Kim, let me finish!

TRIP

that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself?

TRIP

Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...

TRIP

Is it? I just want a yes or no.

KIM

YES

TRIP

Right.

TRIP

Grace...

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

I've been having an affair.

GRACE

Oh my God.

TRIP

It's over now, though.

GRACE

But how could you --

TRIP

(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.

GRACE

Maria.

TRIP

I was lonely, Grace.

KIM

MARIA?

TRIP

But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.

TRIP

uhh...

GRACE

uhh...

KIM

WHO IS MARIA?

GRACE

Oh my God...!

TRIP

Kim, I --

GRACE

I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.

KIM

IS A DRUGS?

TRIP

What?!

GRACE

I painted this.

TRIP

Bullshit.

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

(KIM sits on the couch.)

GRACE

I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

You've been secretly painting? When --

KIM

WHAT?

GRACE

Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.

GRACE

So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!

TRIP

Jesus --

KIM

IS NOT FUNNY

GRACE

uhh...

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

Jesus...!

KIM

MOVE ON

TRIP

Kim, I, uhh...

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

This changes everything...

GRACE

Yes, it does change everything.

KIM

WHAT?

GRACE

I think it's over.

(KIM comforts grace.)

TRIP

Grace, w -- what --

GRACE

No!!

GRACE

It's over, Trip, don't you see that?

KIM

GRACE?

TRIP

Wha... but you just said --

(KIM comforts grace.)

GRACE

I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago:

GRACE

I am an artist -- but you can't see that.

GRACE

And no, Kim, hold on...

TRIP

Yes, and like I said...

TRIP

I cheated on you. I betrayed you.

KIM

YES

TRIP

And no, Kim, please, it's -- it's okay...

TRIP

Grace, no, I... we...

GRACE

See, Trip, this is about me, as a person... and about you as a person... but it's --

KIM

NOT!

GRACE

not about us, about our marriage. I see that now...

TRIP

Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait!

GRACE

Kim, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me.

KIM

GRACE

TRIP

Grace!

(Grace opens the front door.)

TRIP

Grace!!

(Grace closes the front door.)

TRIP

Jesus Christ...

KIM

SORRY :(

TRIP

I should have told her that...

KIM

I LOVE GRACE :)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

I -- I could have told her that...

(KIM kisses trip.)

[/spoiler]

[Alexia 421]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c'è lo fatta :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dopo mezz'ora di gameplay,c'è lo fatta alla fine,ho finito il giocoooooooo

FACADE STAGEPLAY

Sun Oct 28 19 41 09 2012

TRIP

Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE

What for?

TRIP

That should be obvious!

GRACE

Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!

TRIP

Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!

(Kim knocks on the front door.)

(Kim knocks on the front door.)

TRIP

Oh, she's here!

GRACE

What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!

TRIP

No, she's right on time!

GRACE

God... Trip!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP

Kim!!

TRIP

Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)

KIM

hello

TRIP

Yeah, hi!

TRIP

Wow, it's really really great to see you.

TRIP

So come on in!

TRIP

Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... -- (interrupted)

KIM

come on

TRIP

W -- w - what... n - no, uh, just stay here...

KIM

WHO IS GRACE?

TRIP

(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)

GRACE

No, no, here we are!

GRACE

Kim,

GRACE

Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! -- (interrupted)

KIM

HELLO

GRACE

H-mmm (happy smile sound)

KIM

I'M KIM :)

GRACE

By the -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Aw, ha ha ha!

GRACE

And I have to say, you look great.

GRACE

Well, come on in, make yourself at home! -- (interrupted)

(KIM picks up the red wine bottle.)

TRIP

Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!

TRIP

And please, please, we need to break in my new expensive -- (interrupted)

KIM

TRIP GIVE ME WINE

TRIP

Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute!

GRACE

Uhh, Kim, try not to encourage him.

(KIM puts down the red wine bottle.)

(KIM picks up the phone.)

TRIP

So! Drinks!

TRIP

What -- what can I get you?

KIM

I CAN CALL MY PUSHER?

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP

How about a martini?

TRIP

Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.

KIM

MARTINI!!!

GRACE

Kim, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes?

(KIM puts down the phone.)

TRIP

Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick!

KIM

MARTINI!

TRIP

Oh, yeah, you know, I -- I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...

GRACE

So anyway, -- (interrupted)

KIM

TRIP LOVE GRACE?

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")

TRIP

Um, uh, wait...

TRIP

You think...

TRIP

we love each other...

KIM

WHY NOT?IS A FAKE!

TRIP

Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE

Ha, yeah, ha ha...

TRIP

Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...

KIM

I'M FUNNY

(KIM hugs grace.)

TRIP

In terms of drinks... -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Oh! ha ha, you're hugging me!

TRIP

Oh that's nice Grace, our friend seems happy to see you again after so long.

KIM

TRIP IS A GHOST?

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE

As for my drink...

GRACE

You know, I don't want to drink tonight.

GRACE

Just cranberry juice for me.

TRIP

(frustrated sigh)

KIM

GIVE ME MARTINI!

(KIM picks up the brass bull.)

(KIM puts down the brass bull.)

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

TRIP

Oh, that brass bull, I love that, isn't that cool? It's a business gift --

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

(KIM picks up the brass bull.)

(KIM puts down the brass bull.)

GRACE

Trip, I've asked you to do something with that bull,

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

TRIP

I know, alright, I'll get rid of it later, geez, heh, heh, huh. -- (interrupted)

KIM

GOOD

TRIP

Alright Grace, your drink is ready.

(KIM sits on the couch.)

GRACE

Thanks.

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

GRACE

Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh...

GRACE

(little sigh)

TRIP

Oh, Grace, no, no, h -- how can you say that?

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

Uhh... I was hoping to give this room a post-modern style...

(KIM sits on the couch.)

TRIP

Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah. It -- it's definitely got that.

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

but it's... just... not happening. This isn't right. -- (interrupted)

KIM

I'M A GOD

GRACE

Oh, really?

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

Well, well, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.

GRACE

Oh. Okay. I just thought you understood me, that's all. -- (interrupted)

KIM

EXCUSE ME

TRIP

Kim, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!

TRIP

Well I'll just put this on the bar for you.

KIM

I'M A TROLL :(

TRIP

N -- no, no, no, uh, wait, uh, what's wrong, Grace?

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.

KIM

I'M FUNNY :d

TRIP

Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted)

TRIP

What...?

GRACE

Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.

(KIM hugs trip.)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

Oh, uh, heh, you're hugging me...

GRACE

That's kind of you, I'm sure Trip's happy to get that.

(KIM picks up the phone.)

TRIP

(clears throat)

TRIP

So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this!

(KIM sits on the couch.)

GRACE

(annoyed sigh)

(KIM puts down the phone.)

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

(KIM picks up a trinket 4.)

GRACE

Why did -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Oh let's not talk about my decorating anymore, I'm redoing the room this week, that's all there is to it.

(KIM puts down a trinket 4.)

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

(KIM picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP

Kim, come on, just take a look at this picture!

(KIM puts down a player's drink.)

GRACE

Kim, -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!

KIM

IS A WORST PICTURE

TRIP

Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!

GRACE

What? Kim, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all. -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Jesus, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

What?!

GRACE

Trip, Trip, it's alright, our friend is just giving you a bit of a hard time tonight, you're a man, you can take it.

TRIP

(clears throat) We're so ready for a second round of drinks.

(KIM picks up the white wine bottle.)

(KIM puts down the white wine bottle.)

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you.

TRIP

Uhh, you're driving me insane!

KIM

CALL ME

TRIP

Goddamn italy...

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

TRIP

Huh? What, what -- what was that?

GRACE

(impatient sigh) Kim, -- (interrupted)

KIM

ITALY IS FANTASTIC

TRIP

Look, quit taking sides already, it's just going to make it worse!

GRACE

Goddamn second honeymoon...

KIM

I SPEAK ITALIAN :)

GRACE

Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Yeah, okay, okay, again with that, yeah, okay...

TRIP

Alright, you know what, Kim,

TRIP

I'm going to ask you something.

GRACE

Trip --

TRIP

Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP

Kim, yes or no...

KIM

YES

TRIP

If one person in a marriage gives the other advice, and that advice is taken -- years later, can you get blamed for that?

KIM

YES

TRIP

What...?! -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, alright... yeah...

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit!

GRACE

Oh, don't even...!

KIM

IS REALLY

GRACE

Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!

GRACE

I don't want to look at you!

GRACE

Goddammit!

GRACE

uhh!

GRACE

Kim, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...

GRACE

uhh...

KIM

IS NOT DISASTER

GRACE

What are you saying to me?! What?

TRIP

What? Are you talking about me in there?

KIM

IS FUNNY

GRACE

I'm not talking to you!

GRACE

Kim, from what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Trip.

TRIP

Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?

GRACE

What?

TRIP

Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Kim, where are you going? Don't leave the room, we need your help out here!

TRIP

How can you say... uhh...

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

TRIP

You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...

TRIP

Kim, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests!

KIM

TRUE STORY TRIP

GRACE

Yes?

TRIP

Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us...

KIM

YES

TRIP

See, Kim, her acting loving is the only reason I like our stupid parties.

GRACE

Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

(KIM picks up a trinket 4.)

(KIM puts down a trinket 4.)

GRACE

All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip?

TRIP

Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?

KIM

TRIP HAVE A MONEY?

TRIP

Kim, -- (interrupted)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

No, uhh... Kim, we just need to get this all under control, that's what we need...

GRACE

Let's continue focusing on Trip.

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE

Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

TRIP

They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!

GRACE

Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.

KIM

WHAT?

TRIP

Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.

GRACE

God...

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

GRACE

I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.

TRIP

Afraid of my parents?! My parents are -- (interrupted)

KIM

IS NOT FUNNY

GRACE

No?

TRIP

See Grace, that's ridiculous. The only thing I'm afraid of is their bad taste might rub off on us... ha ha!

GRACE

(frustrated sigh)

KIM

NOT FUNNY

GRACE

Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.

TRIP

You know what makes me so angry?

GRACE

What?

TRIP

How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting! -- (interrupted)

KIM

WHAT?

GRACE

No, Trip, you don't get it, I -- I -- I don't hate painting, I...

GRACE

Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

GRACE

you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!

TRIP

What?

GRACE

If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. -- (interrupted)

KIM

WHAT?

TRIP

That's bullshit.

GRACE

Uhh...

(KIM picks up a trinket 6.)

TRIP

Look, let's talk about Grace now.

(KIM puts down a trinket 6.)

GRACE

You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about 'the early days'...

TRIP

What...?

GRACE

It was not a happy time, Trip.

TRIP

Oh my God... Kim, what... uhh...

KIM

LOOK THIS PICTURE TRIP

GRACE

God, that wedding picture... I hate it.

TRIP

Grace, how can you say --

GRACE

You and my parents had so much fun planning everything. Trip, the bride normally plans the wedding.

TRIP

Jesus, Grace, most -- (interrupted)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

Christ, Kim, stop it with that stuff!

KIM

OK

(KIM picks up the advice ball.)

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

(The advice ball reads, "No")

(KIM puts down the advice ball.)

TRIP

You know, Grace, ever since I first proposed to you, almost ten years ago now...

GRACE

Trip...

TRIP

it's always been impossible to get you to just... just... feel happy...!

(KIM comforts trip.)

GRACE

Kim, -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Christ, Kim, stop it with that stuff!

GRACE

Let's continue focusing on Trip.

TRIP

Kim, you think this is all my fault, don't you?

KIM

WHAT?

TRIP

You're saying I -- I caused all this? I, I what, what -- what screwed up somewhere along the line?

KIM

IS NOT FUNNY GRACE :(

TRIP

No? -- (interrupted)

TRIP

Oh, well thank God you disagree, that helps! (frustrated sigh) I didn't screw anything up...

TRIP

Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.

GRACE

Kim, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?

TRIP

See, Grace, you're the one turning this into such a big issue.

TRIP

In fact I saved you from wasting your life as an artist.

GRACE

What? Oh my God.

GRACE

Kim, is that true, all of this is my fault? -- (interrupted)

KIM

TRUE

GRACE

Yes?

KIM

YES

GRACE

Oh my God... you think I'm to blame... I'm to blame for all this! -- (interrupted)

GRACE

Yes?

GRACE

Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... -- (interrupted)

KIM

YES

GRACE

Yes?

GRACE

No, just leave me alone for a second, I don't want to... uhh...

(KIM knocks on the front door.)

(KIM opens the front door.)

TRIP

Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!!

(KIM knocks on the front door.)

(KIM closes the front door.)

TRIP

Kim, I know what you're trying to hint at...

TRIP

about me...

TRIP

about our marriage...

TRIP

Do you two want the truth? Huh?

KIM

ABOUT YOU

TRIP

Kim, do you want to hear it?

TRIP

Grace, huh?

GRACE

Yes...!

TRIP

Kim, well?

KIM

YES?

TRIP

No, Kim, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth?

KIM

YES

TRIP

See, Kim, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.

TRIP

You've really been pushing me tonight.

KIM

YOU PAY ME?

TRIP

And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.

GRACE

Trip!

(KIM picks up a Trip's drink.)

TRIP

Kim, Quit interrupting me, let me speak!

(KIM puts down a Trip's drink.)

TRIP

Kim, come on -- yes or no...

TRIP

Do you really think that...

KIM

YES

TRIP

praising me...

TRIP

criticizing me...

TRIP

and what you said about giving advice to your wife...

KIM

YES

TRIP

No, Kim, let me finish!

TRIP

that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself?

TRIP

Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...

TRIP

Is it? I just want a yes or no.

KIM

YES

TRIP

Right.

TRIP

Grace...

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

I've been having an affair.

GRACE

Oh my God.

TRIP

It's over now, though.

GRACE

But how could you --

TRIP

(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.

GRACE

Maria.

TRIP

I was lonely, Grace.

KIM

MARIA?

TRIP

But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.

TRIP

uhh...

GRACE

uhh...

KIM

WHO IS MARIA?

GRACE

Oh my God...!

TRIP

Kim, I --

GRACE

I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.

KIM

IS A DRUGS?

TRIP

What?!

GRACE

I painted this.

TRIP

Bullshit.

(KIM picks up a Grace's drink.)

(KIM sits on the couch.)

GRACE

I am an artist, Trip, fuck you.

(KIM puts down a Grace's drink.)

(KIM gets up from the couch.)

TRIP

You've been secretly painting? When --

KIM

WHAT?

GRACE

Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint.

GRACE

So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!!

TRIP

Jesus --

KIM

IS NOT FUNNY

GRACE

uhh...

TRIP

uhh...

TRIP

Jesus...!

KIM

MOVE ON

TRIP

Kim, I, uhh...

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

This changes everything...

GRACE

Yes, it does change everything.

KIM

WHAT?

GRACE

I think it's over.

(KIM comforts grace.)

TRIP

Grace, w -- what --

GRACE

No!!

GRACE

It's over, Trip, don't you see that?

KIM

GRACE?

TRIP

Wha... but you just said --

(KIM comforts grace.)

GRACE

I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago:

GRACE

I am an artist -- but you can't see that.

GRACE

And no, Kim, hold on...

TRIP

Yes, and like I said...

TRIP

I cheated on you. I betrayed you.

KIM

YES

TRIP

And no, Kim, please, it's -- it's okay...

TRIP

Grace, no, I... we...

GRACE

See, Trip, this is about me, as a person... and about you as a person... but it's --

KIM

NOT!

GRACE

not about us, about our marriage. I see that now...

TRIP

Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait!

GRACE

Kim, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me.

KIM

GRACE

TRIP

Grace!

(Grace opens the front door.)

TRIP

Grace!!

(Grace closes the front door.)

TRIP

Jesus Christ...

KIM

SORRY :(

TRIP

I should have told her that...

KIM

I LOVE GRACE :)

(KIM comforts trip.)

TRIP

I -- I could have told her that...

(KIM kisses trip.)

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Hai fatto il video?

Sarebbe stato epico xD

[Zikker 1017]

Un giorno un tizio che va alla mia scuola scrive "proviamo facade"

io penso, chissà che gioco figo...cerco su google e trovo le facciate delle chiese xD

grazie per aver colmato un vuoto nel mio cuore :3

[Utente Eliminato 137]

io non riesco ad installarlo, si blocca al packing dei suoni.

Neanche a me funzia

Comunque bel gioco, adoro le avventure testuali.